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VIEW LAST WEEK'S WINNING SICK-QUENCE CAPTION

And the winner is…
Jimmy of Sullivan’s Island, SC:
“WhenIbrokemywrist,mydoctortoldmetostayoutofthewaterforsixweeks. WhenBalarambrokehis,hisdoctortoldhimtogotoPanamaandgetpitted.Ineedanewdoctor. btw,howcomethiswebsitedoesn'tunderstandspacebars??”

Honorable mention goes to Marcus of Escondido, CA:
Even with his arm in a cast Balaram Stack still manages to get barreled. He might've had an unlucky draw going up against Slater and Fanning back to back, but with this kind of determination he'll definitely be back”  

Kyle of Spring Lake, NJ:
If Katia is as crazy as the last girl named Katia I dated, Balaram Stack is going to have
a lot of fun showing the world’s best how to deal with a crazy East Coaster.”

Jimmy will receive a prize pack from FCS (www.SurfFCS.com) including a T5 traction pad, H3 Nexus fins, and a 6' Regular leash, along with a stunning copy of Shooting The Curl: The Best Surfers, The Best Waves… By 15 Of The Best Surf Photographers by Chris Power (www.ShootingTheCurl.co.uk) and four bars of Ransom Surf Wax — two Warm, two Tropical, perfect for late summer and early fall (www.RansomWax.com).




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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 5/17/12-5/24/12

“Mama yo!” Trinidad & Tobago kingpin Chris Dennis shows the world how the Trinis cuff the lip jus’so

Chris Dennis, Trinidad. Sequence: Nathan Adams

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 5/10/12-5/17/12

Sometimes the manner of entry and exit doesn’t matter quite as much as the length and girth of the barrel. Raven Lundy, size over…

Raven Lundy, Ocean City, MD. Sequence: Matt Lusk

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 5/3/12-5/10/12

We’re not gonna make any assumptions about Randy Townsend’s religious beliefs. But even the biggest skeptic would...

Randy Townsend, Cape Cod, MA. Sequence: Luke Simpson

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 4/26/12-5/4/12

Mike Gleason has been mighty protective of this unnamed Northern New Jersey wave...

Mike Gleason, Northern New Jersey. Sequence: Mike Incitti

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 4/19/12-4/26/12

Consider Dean Randazzo a latter-day Captain America, here to remind us that surfing was founded on one principle...

Dean Randazzo, Southern California. Sequence: Sara Ferber

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 4/12/12-4/19/12

Small wave, no problem — Aaron Cormican employs a little...

Aaron Cormican, Sebastian Inlet, FL. Sequence: Chris Wilson

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 4/5/12-4/12/12

Drop a harmless “How you doin’?” to Andrew Gesler these days and you’ll get...

Andrew Gesler, Ocean City, NJ. Sequence: Rich McMullin

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 3/28/12-4/5/12

Leif Engstrom is hoping to have the whole world in his hands — and a cool $100,000 to hold on to — once “Section Of The Year”

Leif Engstrom, Puerto Rico. Sequence: Chris Wilson

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 3/21-3/29/12

Yes, spring has officially sprung. No, that doesn’t mean Joey Crum is looking…

Joey Crum, Cape Hatteras Lighthouse, NC. Sequence: Matt Lusk

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 3/13/12-3/21/12

While we can all agree that Mike Gleason is one hell of a surfing talent, especially when…

Mike Gleason, New Jersey. Sequence: Mike Nelson

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 3/5-3/13

Most surfers would kill for an empty solo session in their backyard. But

Brett Barley, Kite Point, NC. Sequence: Daniel Pullen

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 2/27-3/5

“Winter” has been a relative term around Central Florida these days, so Tommy O’Brien said

Tommy O’Brien, Sebastian Inlet, FL. Sequence: Chris Wilson

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 217-2/27/12

Tarheel State test pilot Mark Yonkers demonstrates the best way to handle…

Mark Yonkers, Wrightsville Beach, NC. Sequence: Ryan Gamma

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 210-2/17/12

Asher Nolan has collected a lot of nicknames in his day — “Slasher,” “Smasher,” “Basher…


Asher Nolan, Barbados. Sequence: Nic Lugo

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 2/2-2/10/12

That’s one way to take the top off a wave, Baron Knowlton — and one that’s sadly…

Baron Knowlton, South Florida. Sequence: Mark Hill

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 1/25 - 2/12

From the North Shore to the Jersey Shore, in boardshorts or in a wetsuit


Zack Humphreys, Off The Wall, Oahu, HI. Sequence: Ryan Mack

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 1/18 - 1/26

With 2012 in full swing, the surfing world’s attention turns towards Australia as the ASP contest machine descends on the Gold Coast…

Michael Dunphy, Duranbah, Australia. Sequence: Ryan Miler

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 1/9 - 1/17

East Coasters are nothing if not hungry. This time it’s Balaram Stack on an oddly empty banger…

Balaram Stack, Pipeline, Oahu, HI. Sequence: Tom Dugan

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 12/28 - 1/5

Oliver Kurtz might be laid up with an injury for the next three weeks…

Oliver Kurtz, Pipeline, Oahu, HI. Sequence: Tom Dugan

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 12/20 - 12/28

Talk about holiday cheer. While the rest of the East Coast settles in for a cold…

Tanner Strohmenger, South Florida. Sequence: Ben Hicks

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 12/6 - 12/14

All airs and no big waves makes Evan Geiselman a dull boy…

Evan Geiselman, Southern California. Sequence: Joe Foster

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 11/28-12/6

Unlike many aggro shortboarders, New Jersey’s Tom Petriken doesn’t mind SUPers.

Tom Petriken, New Jersey. Sequence: Mike Incitti

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 11/16-11/23/11

Although his most recent batch of shred sleds boasts board art that reads, “I Am Not A Professional Surfer… I Play Badminton Naked!”, Travis Beckmann…

Travis Beckmann, Sebastian Inlet, FL. Sequence: Ryan Clapper

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 11/1/11-11/9/11

With the WRV Battle of the Banks on high alert for Thursday, November 3rd, VB standout Andrew Meyer is pulling no punches

Andrew Meyer, Outer Banks, NC. Sequence: Mez

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 10/24/11-10/31/11

With summer officially over, Shannon “Hopper” Eichstaedt is back home in New Smyrna Beach after a long season of…

Shannon “Hopper” Eichstaedt, New Smyrna Beach, FL. Sequence: Tupat

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 10/14/11-10/21/11

Want to have fun and catch waves in the Dominican Republic? There’s one man you need to watch for both in and out of the…

Pedro Fernandez, Dominican Republic. Sequence: Nate Adams

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 10/6/11-10/14/11

Man’s best friend my ass

Joe Parrino, New Jersey.
Sequence: Mike Incitti


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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 9/29/11-10/6/11

After spending a few windy weeks in California whiling away the end of summer, Vince Boulanger caught the next freighter headed for New York Harbor, where he jumped off…

Vince Boulanger, California.
Sequence: Robb Wilson


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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 9/19-9/27/11

Summer ends and autumn begins in four short days, which means guys like Alek Parker

Alek Parker, North Carolina.
Sequence: Daniel Pullen


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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 9/12-9/19/11

Kelly Slater thought he could play a little hide and seek at the Quiksilver Pro New York. But The Champ should know that win or lose…

Kelly Slater, New York.
Sequence: Donald Cresitello


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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 8/31-9/9

With Hurricane Katia churning away in the Atlantic Ocean, the chances of Long Beach, NY, looking similar to this Panamanian paradise for the Quiksilver Pro…


Balaram Stack, Panama. Sequence: Nate Lawrence/ Surfing Magazine

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 8/24-8/31

Since armchair pundits call frontside air reverses “stock shit” these days, Eric Geiselman refused to go with the…


Eric Geiselman, Fernando de Noronha, Brazil
Sequence: Pete Frieden

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 8/15-8/23

By mid-August, the whole East Coast is sick of heat waves and tourist waves, pining for the tropical waves that spell the beginning of…


Nico Manos, Maritimes.
Sequence: Zak Bush

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 8/4-8/12

“I was surfing before you were born!” “I was traveling the California coastline before you were born!” Okay, sure, but one thing…


Evan Barton, California.
Sequence: Tom Carey

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 7/25-8/1

Color coordinated to the max, Oliver Kurtz brushes up on his tropical dance moves…

Oliver Kurtz, South Florida, Hurricane Earl, 2010. Sequence: Mark Hill

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 7/15-7/22

Quoth the Raven: “Never quitting, always sitting, deep

 

Raven Lundy, Delmarva. Sequence: Matt Lusk

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 7/7-7/14

Skeeter, Skeeter, section-eater, did a nasty turn and boy could he keep her, under his feet, no falling off beat, although Peter, Peter…

 

Skeeter Zimmerman, Bahamas.
Sequence: Mez

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 6/20-6/27


Earth, wind, fire, and water may all
come apart


Leif Engstrom, New York.
Sequence: Evan Conway


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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 6/20-6/27


Sometimes an East Coast surfer has to go all the way to California to shed the hood and gloves

Chris McDonald, Ventura, CA. Sequence: Scott Soens

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 6/10-6/17


Who said surfing is a young man’s game

David Speir, Sebastian Inlet, FL.
Sequence: Chris Wilson


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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 5/31-6/7


“I don’t know why she don’t like me. I’m so little. I don’t take up much room. And don’t…

Chad Speedy, Buxton, NC.
Sequence: Matt Lusk

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 5/19-5/27

“While the East Coast bites its collective nails waiting to see whether Aaron Cormican

Aaron Cormican, Puerto Rico.
Sequence: Ryan Gamma


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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 5/11-5/18

“If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere.” It might take a while for that old maxim about New York

Sequence: Mike Nelson/ Unsound Surf

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 5/3-5/11

Know how they say even atheists will pray upon getting caught inside of a big set? Well, we’re not claiming we know anything…

Joey Crum, Mainland Mexico.
Sequence: Matt Lusk

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 4/25-5/4

Nathan Behl may be a little fish in a big pond for now. But heads better be turning soon for this on-fire South Florida grom…

Nathan Behl, Florida. Sequence: Tupat
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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 4/15-4/25

What do people really mean when they say “almondy” barrels?

Lucas Rogers, Outer Banks, NC. Sequence: Eddie Compo/ Commonwealth Media

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 4/8-4/15

Hey! You scratched my anchor

Jesse Heilman, Outer Banks, NC. Sequence: Rob Snow

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 3/31-4/8

The water in New Jersey may still be in the 40s, but PJ Raia

PJ Raia, Monmouth County, New Jersey. Sequence: Ryan Struck

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 3/22-3/31

With a 6-Star Prime at Margaret River and a World Tour event at Bells Beach up next…

Gabe Kling, Western Australia.
Sequence: Ryan Miller

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 3/15-3/23

Give Florida Panhandle eccentric Warren Smith credit for trying…

Warren Smith, Caribbean. Sequence: Nick LaVecchia

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 3/3-3/11

Mark Yonkers rolls into the wave of the day at Pipeline, backdoors a chandelier section…

Mark Yonkers, Pipeline, Oahu, Hawaii. Sequence: Sebastian Rojas

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 2/21-3/2

Born in Jacksonville, lived in St. Augustine, ripping in New Smyrna …

Ryan Briggs, New Smyrna Beach, FL. Sequence: Chris Wilson

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 2/11-2/18

When you come from the East Coast, there’s only one way to train for the North Shore season — pull into anything and every…

Mike Gleason, New Jersey. Sequence: Carter McCoy

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 2/2-2/11

Only a professional fireman can throw a massive fire hose spray like this. CT Taylor, on vacation but still on the job…

CT Taylor, Nicaragua. Sequence: Nate Adams


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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE 1/25-2/2

With air temps in New Jersey bottoming out at 3 degrees yesterday morning, and water temps hovering in the mid 30s, it’s no surprise…

Sam Hammer, New Jersey.
Sequence: Carter McCoy

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE 1/14-1/24

A North Florida surfer and a North Carolina photographer walk into a New Jersey sandbar. Surfer says to photog…

Cody Thompson, New Jersey.
Sequence: Matt Lusk

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 1/5-1/14

Kelly Slater gave solitude a shot after the Rip Curl Pro Search media frenzy wrapped up back in November. But when…

Kelly Slater, Puerto Rico.
Sequence: Dugan


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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 12/29-1/5

Someone forgot to tell Josie Graves that the World Tour had already left Puerto Rico

Josie Graves, Middles, PR.
Sequence: Chris Wilson


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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 12/21-12/29

Aaron Cormican came down to Melbourne Beach and Catalyst Surf Shop late last week to pick up a couple of new boards

Aaron Cormican, Sebastian Inlet, FL. Sequence: Mez

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST 12/10-12/20

Apparently, Ergophobia has dropped the “phobia” and is now going with just “Ergo,” which suits freshly signed North Carolina …

Cape Hatteras Lighthouse, NC. Sequence: 2M

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE
CAPTION CONTEST 12/3-12/10

Phillip Watters loves a little solitude at his Sebastian Inlet homebreak

Phillip Watters, Sebastian Inlet, FL. Sequence: Chris Wilson

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE
CAPTION CONTEST 11/24-12/3

Watch out, world — the New Smyrna Beach, FL, crew is coming to Hawaii this …

Nils Schweizer, North Shore, Oahu, HI. Sequence: Spencer Suitt

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE
CAPTION CONTEST - 11/16-11/24

At the NSSA Northeast Conference High School Championships last weekend

Pat Schmidt. New Jersey. Sequence: Meatface

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE
CAPTION CONTEST - 11/5-11/15

Dylan Graves has one of the most cool, calm, and collected personalities in professional surfing

Dylan Graves. Isabela, PR. Sequence: Adams

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE
CAPTION CONTEST - 10/28-11/5

Carolina boy Fisher Heverly went giggin’ for striper up in New York during Hurricane…

Fisher Heverly, New York.
Sequence: Mike Nelson/ unsOund Surf

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With the Garden State Grudge Match looming, Sam Hammer figured.

Sam Hammer, Bay Head, NJ. Sequence: Donald “Crusty” Cresitello

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Go ahead, call Bill Hartley old. We dare ya.

Bill Hartley, Sebastian Inlet. Sequence: Dugan

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Stormy seas or not, South Florida’s Jensen Callaway always knows

Sequence: Greg Panas

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For all the hurricane season hullabaloo surrounding this semi-secret North Carolina spot

Mark Yonkers, Somewhere in North Carolina. Sequence: Matt Lusk

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Slob grabs are sooooo last week…

Brendan Buckley, Costa Rica. Sequence: Ryan Struck

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Fantasy Surfer pundit, ASP World Tour expert, swell forecaster extraordinaire, fish…

Shea Lopez. Sebastian Inlet, FL. Sequence: Nate Adams

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE
CAPTION CONTEST - 8/17/10-8/27/10

It’s a shame Balaram Stack’s parents didn’t name him Baller-ram...

Balaram Stack. Long Island, NY. Sequence: Mike Nelson

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE
CAPTION CONTEST - 7/26/10-8/04/10

Southern New Jersey power broker Zack Humphreys may be laid up this summer

Zack Humphreys, Off The Wall, HI. Sequence: Hank Foto/www.HankFoto.com

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE
CAPTION CONTEST - 7/26/10-8/04/10

The best thing about summer on the Outer Banks is all those college tools…

Noah Snyder. Outer Banks, NC. Sequence: Mickey “2M” McCarthy

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE
CAPTION CONTEST - 7/13/10-7/23/10

Mark Dawson puts universal wisdom to work: keep your head down

Mark Dawson, Sebastian Inlet, FL. Sequence: Nate Adams

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE
CAPTION CONTEST - 6/30/10-7/9/10

Floridian surfers love bragging about their turquoise water hues, so when they …

Ben Bourgeois, S-Turns, Pea Island, NC. Sequence: Matt Lusk

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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE
CAPTION CONTEST - 6/14/10-6/25/10

No matter how hard South Florida power broker Baron Knowlton tries, cover-ups…

Baron Knowlton, South Florida. Sequence: Mark Hill


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WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE
CAPTION CONTEST - 6/3/10-6/14/10

Now On Sale! Big Chunky Rhode Island Pointbreak Turns!

Morgan Gallipeau, Rhode Island. Sequence: Ted Sorlien

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