And the winner is… Rich Elton of Ponce Inlet, FL: “While Zack’s new board was surely
working well on this OTW frother, we’re not so sure about his recent tetanus
shot. Here he is displaying both lockjaw and lock limb!”
Honorable
mention goes to Zach of Westminster, MD: “In January, South Jersey power broker
Zack Humphreys invested so heavily in North Shore barrels the dividends broke
his wrists.”
And Tommy
Daniels of Anna Maria Island, FL: “Hey Snookie… it’s not Jersey Shore, it’s Jersey boy on the North Shore! Zack Humphreys,
the real deal ‘Situation’!”
Rich will
receive our final prize pack from Insight, who will share the love with their
fave NeoLovers Tee and their popular Stone Free denim printed boardies (www.insight51.com). In addition to the
Insight threads, Audible Treats (www.audibletreats.com)
will sweeten the pot by giving Rich two tickets to an insane “Cauzin Vapors”
concert featuring Slightly Stoopid, Cypress Hill, and Collie Buddz, scheduled
for August 20th at Hard Rock Live in Orlando, FL. Along with the tickets, Rich will show up to the concert with a Slightly Stoopid prize pack,
including a CD, hat, stickers, patches, and other Stoopid paraphernalia (www.slightlystoopid.com). Lastly, our winner will get three bars of Bubble Gum Original wax for every season
(Cold, Cool, and Warm), one bar of Rob Machado’s Organik Blend Wax, a Bubble
Gum Air Freshener, Key Chain, and Wax Comb (www.bubblegumsurfwax.com).
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Sequence: Robb Wilson
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Eric Geiselman, Fernando de Noronha, Brazil
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Sequence: Zak Bush
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Evan Barton, California.
Sequence: Tom Carey
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