WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST

Think you’re smarter and funnier than our editorial staff? You may very well be, so we challenge
     you to beat our caption below…

 
 


VIEW LAST WEEK'S WINNING SICK-QUENCE CAPTION

And the winner is…
DJ QP of Garden City Beach, SC:
“You can take a surfer out the hood but you can’t take the hood out
of the surfer. Brett Barley, mid-winter defrost.”

Honorable mention goes to Jeff Joseph of Indialantic, FL:
“If I had my way, the only thing they would close in Hatteras would be the
zippers and seams on my hooded fullsuit.”

And Birdman of Charleston, SC:
“Grandma Barley used to say that sitting on a cold sidewalk would give you hemorrhoids.
As for dragging your ass in a frigid Hatteras wall, well...
Brett knows where to buy his Preparation H.”

DJ QP will receive a stylin’ pair of Arnette High Life retro-inspired sunglasses in Striped Havana, featuring oversized polycarbonate lenses, a flexible nylon frame, metal hinges, and slim arms with metal logo plaques (www.arnetteantics.com). In addition to the shades, our winner will receive four bars of Bubble Gum Original wax for every season (Cold, Cool, Warm, and Tropical), one bar of Rob Machado’s Organik Blend Wax, a Bubble Gum Air Freshener, Key Chain, and Wax Comb, and a handful of Bubble Gum stickers (www.bubblegumsurfwax.com). Plus, you’ll get a DVD of 2010 Irish surf documentary Waveriders (www.waveridersfilm.com), a CD of Baltimore, MD, band Nuke The Soup’s 2009 album Make Waves, Not War (www.nukethesoup.com), and a four-song promo from DC reggae-punk band GroundScore (www.myspace.com/dcgroundscore).

 



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