And the winner is…
Hawk from Mt. Pleasant, SC “In the ‘70s we had the limbo, in the ‘80s
the humpty dance, and the ‘90s the lambada. Blake Jones,
taking a cue from MC
Hammer and ushering in the next generation of the Balls-First Movement.”
Honorable mention goes to Esaa Samarah of Melbourne Beach, FL: “Hang on nails, toes, and
fingas/Hang on to impress those sheilas.”
And Taber
Bartoshesky of Salisbury, MD: “This shit’s too laid back, even for Hippie Steve
and his dirty friends.”
Hawk will receive a stylin’ pair of Arnette High Life retro-inspired
sunglasses in Striped Havana, featuring oversized polycarbonate lenses, a
flexible nylon frame, metal hinges, and slim arms with metal logo plaques (www.arnetteantics.com). In addition to the shades,
our winner will receive four bars of Bubble Gum Original wax for every season
(Cold, Cool, Warm, and Tropical), one bar of Rob Machado’s Organik Blend Wax, a
Bubble Gum Air Freshener, Key Chain, and Wax Comb, and a handful of Bubble Gum
stickers (www.bubblegumsurfwax.com).
Plus, you’ll get a DVD of 2010 Irish surf documentary Waveriders (www.waveridersfilm.com),
a CD of Baltimore, MD, band Nuke The Soup’s 2009 album Make Waves, Not War (www.nukethesoup.com),
and a four-song promo from DC reggae-punk band GroundScore (www.myspace.com/dcgroundscore).
To be eligible to
win, submit your name, valid e-mail, hometown, and caption in the form below on
or before Sunday, May 16th. The ESM staff
will select a winner by Monday, May 17th, when we’ll reveal the lucky person’s
name and post a new Weekly Sick-Quence and prize offering. Happy word hunting!
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