WEEKLY SICK-QUENCE CAPTION CONTEST

Think you’re smarter and funnier than our editorial staff? You may very well be, so we challenge
     you to beat our caption below…

 
 


VIEW LAST WEEK'S WINNING SICK-QUENCE CAPTION

And the winner is…
Tristan Thomas of Palm Beach County, FL:
“It’s said that the loss of one sense enhances all the others. Deaf surfer Martin Fucci, playing his own version of the Final Four.”

Honorable mention goes to Jason Andre of Buxton, NC:
“Due to the physical nature and acoustics of the barrel, Martin CAN actually hear everything in the universe at the same time, including the jerk out the back saying, ‘Man, he ain’t gonna make that!’ Well sir, he did, he heard you, and he’s calling you out!”

And DJ QP of Garden City Beach, SC:
“BREAKING NEWS… Martin Fucci is not deaf, he just has an extreme case of swimmers’ ear from getting deep all these years.”

Tristan will receive a Bubble Gum Surf Wax Prize Pack, complete with four bars of Bubble Gum Original wax for every season (Cold, Cool, Warm, and Tropical), one bar of Rob Machado’s Organik Blend Wax, a Bubble Gum Air Freshener, Bubble Gum Key Chain, Bubble Gum Wax Comb, and a handful of Bubble Gum stickers that come with valuable online coupons (www.bubblegumsurfwax.com). Plus you get a DVD of 2010 Irish surf documentary Waveriders (www.waveridersfilm.com), a copy of Joe Cheshire’s 2008 flick The Dirty South 2 (www.digitalwunderland.com), and a CD of Baltimore, MD, band Nuke The Soup’s 2009 album Make Waves, Not War (www.nukethesoup.com).

To be eligible to win, submit your name, valid e-mail, hometown, and caption in the form below on or before Sunday, April 11th. To make things really interesting, make sure you also post your caption in the Echo Comments below the form, where the Internet masses will be able to see what kind of verbal heat you’re packing!

The ESM staff will select a winner by Monday, April 12th, when we’ll reveal the lucky person’s name and post a new Weekly Sick-Quence and prize offering. Happy word hunting!

 



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