Think
you’re smarter and funnier than our editorial staff? You may very well be, so we
challenge
you to beat our caption below…
And the winner is…
Scott Kramer of Melbourne Beach,
FL: “Baldilocks takes a chunk out of the porridge bowl.”
Sequence: Chris Wilson
Honorable mention goes to
J.C. Hughes of Manasquan,
NJ: “Say goodbye to ocean scum with Mr. Clean’s Magic Eraser.”
And
Shea Lopez of Ponce Inlet, FL: “Somebody needs to
tell Hewy to put the Rogaine on his head not his board, because that turn is
hairy!”
Scott will receive an ESM Prize Pack, including two prints of your choice from Tom Dugan or Dick Meseroll's ESM Photo$hop, two copies of our
DVD, Always Right, a grip of vintage stickers, and a host of
other ESM goodies.
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