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King Of The Beach
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Fat Possum
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How darest thou claim thy kingdom of Kelly Slater? He is
thine true king. Dost thou not realize that thoust claim has insulted not only
the king, but the entire kingdom with rubbish performed to such calamity that
the king has befallen inner-ear illness and slipped tremendously in the ratings
this season? Methinks it not a coincidence. Nathan Williams, thou resembleth a
court jester rather than a king. Thou hast devised trickery amongst the indie
elite, convincing them of thine inventive, eclectic lo-fi stylings on thoust
previous record, Wavves. However, thine efforts on King Of the Beach hath revealed thine abilities in want.
All kingdoms aside, “Super Soaker” (the best track on King Of The Beach), “Post Acid,” and the
title track are the only semblances of enjoyable music on Wavves’ second album — and even they come across as a bad
version of Green Day. “Linus Spacehead” is a great track with its groovy drone and
should have been on the first album, while “Convertible Balloon” and “Baseball
Cards” will make you want to stab yourself in the ears. “Take On The World’s”
lyrics reveal William’s true motives and feeble attempts at self-deprecation as
he poses the question, “I hate myself/ But who’s to blame?/
I still hate my music/ It’s all the same,” as if to hide the fact that he is
blissfully unaware of his commercialization. The rest of the songs on King Of The Beach aren’t even worth
mentioning. Don’t look for growth or elaboration from debut album hits like “No
Hope Kids” or “Cool Jumper,” because that kind of maturity just isn’t there.
In a time when indie rock and its many iterations are
dominating center stage, anything that sounds different is being heralded as
unique or revolutionary. That makes it easy to forget to pose the all-important
question: “Is it any good?” King Of The
Beach is very nearly a complete disaster — call it a sophomore slump,
call it selling out, call it high expectations, but whatever it is, it isn’t very good. Wavves’ second
album is clearly a stab at commercial crossover, and they’re far from being the
king of anything. Thou cannot fooleth everyone, thou spoiled Southern
California jester. By Peter Viele
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| Suuns |
Zeroes EP
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| Secretly Canadian |
| ESM Rating: 8/10 |
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Irony. I’m pretty sure that’s what these four Montreal men
were going for when they named their collective musical being Suuns. “I killed a man when I was 11
years old/ But I’m innocent/ Yeah I’m innocent,” are the first words you hear
on Zeroes EP. Singer/guitarist Ben Shemie calmly utters these contradicting
statements of guilt and innocence in an alluring, melancholy purr, while
bombastic drums, synth, and guitar create a prison of sound, incarcerating your
thoughts. Zeroes EP starts stellar
with this heavy opening track, “Disappearance Of The Skyscraper,” and keeps
rolling with the same dark intensity.
Suuns’ sound is
hard to hammer down. On “PVC (EP Version),” splashy drums paired with a simple,
repetitive guitar riff give off the same modern white-boy funk feeling as LCD
Soundsystem, just with less dancehall energy. Shemie’s lyrics stem from
loneliness and its dark manifestations, striking a similar chord with Nine Inch
Nails frontman Trent Reznor. “PVC
sits on his own/ PVC sits in the cold just waiting for the bus like the day
before,” Shemie sings of the dissatisfied modern man. Suuns use electronic instruments in place of heavily distorted
guitars and speed-blur riffs to create a brand of heavy that furthers the NIN
comparison and is reminiscent of electro-industrial rock. However, Shemie is in
a state of perpetual cool, his vocals never strained or overly emotive. Suuns’ one undeniable quality is its
heaviness. The break in “Nnnnnnn” is so heavy you’ll feel like you just took a
roundhouse to the face from UFC fighter Georges St. Pierre. The expert musical
texturing created by synth and drums is the origin of Suuns’ brilliance.
The best thing about Zeroes
EP is that it’s available for free. You can download the six-song EP from Secretly
Canadian’s website, and in this age of digitalization and the destruction of
the music industry’s legacy business formula, you have to give props to a young
band that gives away their music. These guys have balls. Suuns is currently working on full-length release. Be ready. By
Alex Lemonde-Gray
Download Suuns’ Zeroes EP for
free at http://secretlycanadian.com/suuns
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| Defiance, Ohio |
Midwestern Minutes
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| No Idea |
| ESM Rating: 9/10 |
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Defiance, Ohio played a show at Ring Of Fire in St.
Augustine, FL, on Wednesday, and I wasn’t there. But I needed to be there, along
with everyone else who wasn’t and slightly wanted to be. We missed out on a
chance to see spot-on poster children for the pulsing punk scene that will
never die, never sell out, and never stop pushing to divide themselves from a
cultivated mass. There is another side to punk this good. It is heart-driven,
generous, and never ambivalent. Case in point, Defiance, Ohio casually
mentions on their website that they donated proceeds from a recent Chicago benefit
show to MESS, a medical and mental health relief effort in Haiti that has provided
direct support to residents of earthquake-afflicted Jacmel. Attention to detail
separates us all.
You can now listen to Defiance,
Ohio’s Midwestern Minutes and hear the sounds that personify the van
ride, the dive bar, and the striving grit that soaks into every pore of this
album and into every intersection of the life-altering genre of punk and lo-fi
composure. Midwestern Minutes is arguably equal to the symphonies and
operas attended by the open-minded classes of the latter centuries. The only
difference is that this is music accessible to everyone, not just the aristocracy.
I imagine Ring Of Fire ran with a river of fluids from the crowd, like the
bottom tier of troglodytes at a Shakespeare debut.
Honestly, I could make metaphorical comparisons about how stellar Defiance, Ohio’s new album is until my nose bleeds, but there are things
people just know. And I know right now to shut up and simply state that this is
an important album. One that will stand the van rides, the dive bars, the
shitty sleeping arrangements, and, ultimately, the test of time. By
Will Tunstall
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| Common Grackle |
The Great Depression
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| Fake Four Inc. |
| ESM Rating: 7/10 |
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How weird
can hip-hop get? That seems to be the question Connecticut label Fake Four Inc.
keeps asking, pushing the limits of so-called “indie rap” and “folk-hop” with
each and every release. Label head Ceschi — who put out his own
expansively dark album in June — urged fellow Canadians Gregory Pepper
and producer Factor to collaborate electronically in 2009, and the result is Common Grackle, an oddly intriguing duo
whose debut album The Great Depression is
a puzzling joy.
First off, a
“common grackle” is an East Coast bird (points scored there) known to mimic the
noises of other birds and humans. But Common
Grackle aren’t imitating anyone on The
Great Depression; opening track “Thank God It’s Monday” sets the tone
straight off, with Pepper’s breathy indie-pop vocal style somehow meshing
perfectly with Factor’s jazzy, vaguely nostalgic beats. The song’s guest spot
from weirdo kingpin Kool Keith makes no sense, but then neither does Pepper’s
overdramatic exhortations about how “There’s a lot of ugly women at my favorite
bar/ The sidewalk feels crowded and there’s kids in the park/ I’m just a little
minnow/All these people are sharks.”
Off-kilter
yes, but also catchy, much like the far-too-short mash-up “Churchill’s Black
Dog” and the weeping title track, which tugged my heartstrings harder than any
other rap song I’ve heard this year. And then any semblance of hip-hop proper
disappears: “All The Pawns” boasts a shimmying ’80s pop riff and a hilariously
ironic “I’ll never Twitter about it” chorus, “At The Grindcore Show” combines plodding
pianos with a tender cacophony of voices, “Down With The Ship” is shambling
symphonic pop at its best, and “Magic Beans” even tosses in some truly
disorienting alt-country slide guitar. Common
Grackle knows how to blend disparate trends better than anyone I’ve heard
recently, while also possessing the ability to viciously skewer those same trends.
If Pepper and Factor keep it up, they could find themselves steering the ship
of alternative hip-hop into much more creative waters. By Nick McGregor
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| Dead Models |
Dead Models EP
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| White Noise |
| ESM Rating: 7/10 |
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This is the shortest collection of music ever produced by a
band. I think if you take pills, the songs will last longer, but you will also
fall asleep. Otherwise, you have 11 minutes and eight seconds to make a
decision about Dead Models. You’ll
probably decide they were pretty nice or even quite good for the short time you
listened. Really, the way their debut EP works is to take all of the things
that make happy music happy and squash them all together. Things like soft
vocals, plucky guitars, shabby beach grooves, and other cool shit like that.
Dead Models is also a really deep name. Most models
die feeling pretty good, overdosing on something pleasurable. I know this could
be argued, but really, when I think about model deaths, I think beautiful women
splayed in satin sheets with extremely high thread counts finally escaping into
eternity and away from the pressures of extreme beauty and constant critique
from the eyes of the public.
There we go — that’s what’s going on in this album. It
is a quick release for Brits Nathan Clarke and Paul Orwell. They brought in
collaborator Mark Brown on bass and Nathan’s younger brother on drums and
recorded an 11-minute escapade into the afterlife, where everyone wiggles like
it’s the ‘50s and grooves with ‘60s London swagger. It’s a fast way to go, but
well played and worth the 11-minute daydream. By Will Tunstall
Download
Dead Models’ self-titled EP for free at http://deadmodels.playwhitenoise.com
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