THE NEEDLES >> MEET THE NEEDLES. MOONROCKNEEDLES TUNES 2002

The Needles are little pricks. Really, they’re practically unnoticeable in the heaping haystack of booming lame acts like The Hives and The Vines who seem to be stealing credit lately for invigorating rock’s spirit. Puh-leeze... May Keith Richards take it upon himself to personally draw-and-quarter these fucks. On the other hand, Wilmington, NC’s, The Needles—being the deceivingly sharp pricks they are—pierce your skin before you know it and draw blood upon impact, sending a jolt of rock right to your dome. Although they’re minor distractions compared to the attention the aforementioned buffoons are suddenly receiving, their sting is infinitely more effective—unable to be ignored, and similarly unable to be forgotten—especially if you get your prick at a live show.

This is dirty, smokey, Beam-soaked, batter-fried, late-night rock-n-roll at its best—meant to be played loud as it spits a thick, brown sonic loogie right in your face. If you don’t believe that, get a load of the names of some of the festivals these guys have become favorite regulars at: Myrtle Beach, SC’s, Low Down Ho’ Down, Chapel Hill, NC’s, Sleazefest, Winston-Salem, NC’s, Heavy Rebel Weekender, and Baltimore, MD’s, Mob Town Grease Ball. Ugh! East Coast crossboarders to the bone, The Needles have been featured in everything from surf flicks like The Dirty South to skate videos like 411VM. Their debut, full-length album, Meet The Needles, does show shades of punk (the real kind, pre-‘83), thrash, and rockabilly, but the band’s loyalty to an undissected rock-and-roll calling is obvious.

Grubby, masculine tunes like “Trashy Women” and “Big Brown Bonnie” kick the androgynous whinings of Jimmy Eat World and Get-Up Kids in the nuts. Don’t worry, though, they got the ladies covered, too; after all, whoever said romance has to be slow? Like rockers do, this five-man set speeds up the courtship process with brutally honest tracks like “Love Letter” and “Baby Talk” and round everything out with injections of the hypodermically Misfits-esque “Red? Green” and the even deeper-stabbing punk throwback “Pin Cushion.”

Your life’s too structured. If you feel like you need a little rock in your routine—and believe us, you do—go see a Needles show, then buy this CD. Go ahead, get pricked. -By Matt Pruett

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