And the winner is John Quillin of Norfolk, VA: "After feeling the Bends, Schuyler found a decompression chamber that brought him back to life..."
Honorable mention goes to Greg Phuros of Long Beach, NY: "Schuyler Allen proving it is possible to pig-dog your way to heaven."
And BC Laserwolf of Hawaii: "'I wish I was a back on the Gulf Coast'- said Schuyler never."
John will receive a new Shark Classic Silicone watch from Freestyle USA in his or her choice of color (www.SharkBrand.com). In addition, John will receive four bars of Jimbo's Surf Company Wax, hand-cooked in New England (www.JimboSurf.com), to grip up your stick into the fall and winter.
To be eligible to win, submit your name, valid e-mail, hometown, and caption in the Facebook form below on or before Wednesday, December 12th (if you don't use Facebook, send an e-mail with your name and caption to email@example.com). The ESM staff will select a winner by Thursday, December 13th, when we’ll reveal the lucky person’s name and post a new Weekly Sick-Quence and prize offering. Happy word hunting!